And lo, he raised his hands to the heaves...
His voice was like the welling forth of utter garbage
and lo, all the children so bowed before him.
and lo, he so striked them dead.
And so on.

He read the five words of revelation and lo, a beam of light shot down from the heaven
The first born of the dead so arrived, and I saw him and fell to my knees as if death took me
lo, the ruler of the king of earth placed his hand on my shoulder and said 'do not be afraid'
'Be faithful even to the point of death and I will give you the crown of life'
And lo, so he striked all children dead
And eternal peace was archieved.

And lo, he heard the seven voices of the god...
His eyes were like blazing fire... and he said 'The seven stars in my hand. The seven stars of the seven angels of the seven churches'
His voice was like the sound of a crying helpless baby
And lo, and door opened... opened in heaven
and so the seven plagues welled forth
and so blessed all the children of the earth

And lo, he so joined the armies of the apocalype
He rode on rivers of blood, towards the crown of life
and lo, the unlucky bastard fell and cracked his neck... and lo, father god so laughed his ass off

He lay down his sword and raised his hands towards the blazing sky of thunder, and lo, vitnessed crackling lightning bring down the apocalypse to earth
And lo, the holy father so poop in your face